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kenmarten:

Lab Flask Terrariums

kenmarten:

Lab Flask Terrariums

2 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 8,327 notes

my-graceless-heart:

Lizzie’s “OMG I HAVE 1000 FOLLOWERS WHY ARE SO MANY PEOPLE WILLING TO PUT UP WITH MY SHIT” Cloak Giveaway!!!

So if you’ve been following me for a while (and even if you’ve been following me for not so long), you’ve probably noticed that I like to sew. A lot. And I’m really, really good at it. So, for this, my 1000 follower landmark (I still can’t quite believe it), I’m giving away a cloak, made by me just for you!!

The cloak can be out of any fabric you wish. Pictured above is the linen I normally use to make a cloak- the black cloak above is black and red linen. I can make it reversible, with one pocket or two (or no pockets, your choice). I can make it out of satin, fleece, or velvet, and any length you choose.

RULES:
- you must be following me, as this is a giveaway to thank my followers
- you must have your ask box open so I can inform you of your win
- if you don’t reply within 24 hours, then I’ll choose another winner
- both likes and reblogs count
- you can reblog as many times as you like, but please do not spam your followers
- NO GIVEAWAY BLOGS. I will be checking!
- you must be willing to give me an address to ship to. Whether it’s a PO box or your house, I don’t care, but I need somewhere to ship the cloak once I finish it
- I can ship anywhere in the world

The giveaway will end on August 1st!

Thank you, to each and every one of you for following me! It means so much that I have this community of people that spend just as much time on the website as I do and have built a community just like I have. It really does.

5 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 186 notes
space-cadette:

I am so upset

space-cadette:

I am so upset

8 hours ago on August 20th, 2014 | J | 5 notes
1 day ago on August 19th, 2014 | J | 24,816 notes

corgisandboobs:

littleboycutyourhair:

Corgi Tumbles Off Bed [X]

I cannot stop laughing at that last gif. It gets funnier the longer you watch it.

1 day ago on August 19th, 2014 | J | 9,205 notes
Tagged as: #adam 

thegreatpotatoking:

This is the single most important invention of 2014. No question about it.

1 day ago on August 19th, 2014 | J | 272,516 notes
Tagged as: #YESSS 
2 days ago on August 18th, 2014 | J | 1,076 notes

icrashedmycarintoumbridge:

icrashedmycarintoumbridge:

Drunk shakespeare should totally be a thing. I would literally pay so much money to watch someone perform hamlet whilst wasted

If this gets enough notes then I am totally starting this

2 days ago on August 18th, 2014 | J | 32,435 notes

sovietcreepypasta:

sixpenceee:

Anatoli Bugorski might be the luckiest scientist of all time.

While poking around the machine, Bugorski stuck his head inside the accelerator and straight into the path of a proton beam.

As it coursed through his skull, the proton beam burned a hole through Bugorski’s brain. While it was painless, he said he was blinded by a flash “brighter than a thousand suns.”

After staggering away from the machine, the left side of his face swelled to enormous proportions. Later, the skin near the entry and exit wounds peeled away, and Bugorski lost hearing in his left ear. However, this Soviet survived his mind-blowing experience, perhaps because the proton beam was moving at nearly the speed of light.

Despite his good luck, Bugorski eventually lost every nerve in the left side of his face becoming partially paralyzed. The proton beam also damaged Bugorski’s mental capabilities, though not as badly as you might expect. Despite his handicap, Bugorski earned a PhD and is still alive today, proving that it takes a lot more than a proton beam to kill a Russian.

SOURCE

FOR A POST ON THE MAN WITH ALMOST NO BRAIN

This man is true Soviet.

2 days ago on August 18th, 2014 | J | 4,954 notes
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3 days ago on August 17th, 2014 | J | 2 notes